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T-shirt: I Don't Want To Go To Space artwork
  • T-shirt: I Don't Want To Go To Space artwork
  • T-shirt: I Don't Want To Go To Space artwork

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$21.00

A comfy unisex T-shirt with the "I Don't Want To Go To Space" artwork on the front and my name on the outside, back label (don't worry, they're very small letters).

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping

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Hat: dancing on magic
  • Hat: dancing on magic

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$22.00

A cool black hat with the words "dancing on magic," the title of one of my songs. Wear it forwards, backwards, or be a weirdo and wear it sideways. I don't care. You do you.

• 100% cotton twill
• Unstructured, six-panel, low-profile
• Pre-curved visor
• Champion-branded inside seam tape
• Embroidered "C" on back left panel
• Tri-glide buckle closure

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Mug: pull up a chair and don't say a thing
  • Mug: pull up a chair and don't say a thing

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$11.00

A white coffee mug that says "pull up a chair and don't say a thing," a lyric from my song "Sit Beside Me." Because this is how I feel first thing in the morning when I'm drinking my tea or coffee. No deep conversations. Just comfortable silence.

• Ceramic
• 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.85″ (9.8 cm) in height, 3.35″ (8.5 cm) in diameter
• Dishwasher and microwave safe

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Long sleeve shirt: The Wind That Blew Through Battles
  • Long sleeve shirt: The Wind That Blew Through Battles
  • Long sleeve shirt: The Wind That Blew Through Battles
  • Long sleeve shirt: The Wind That Blew Through Battles

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$25.00

A comfy unisex long sleeve shirt with the "The Wind That Blew Through Battles" artwork on the front and my name on the outside, back label (don't worry, they're very small letters). The perfect attire for when the wind starts to blow (get it?).

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
• Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Athletic Heather is 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142.4 g/m²)
• 32 singles
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
• Crew neck
• Cover-stitched collar
• 2″ (5 cm) ribbed cuffs

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T-shirt: Wonder Of It All artwork
  • T-shirt: Wonder Of It All artwork
  • T-shirt: Wonder Of It All artwork

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$20.00

A comfy unisex T-shirt with the "Wonder Of It All" artwork on the front and my name on the outside, back label (don't worry, they're very small letters).

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping

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Stainless Steel Water Bottle: WORK HARD
  • Stainless Steel Water Bottle: WORK HARD

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$25.00

A water bottle that says "WORK HARD," the title of one of my songs. Whether you're exercising, playing a sport, or just chilling on the couch, you gotta stay hydrated.

• High-grade stainless steel
• 17 oz (500 ml)
• Dimensions: 10.5″ × 2.85″ (27 × 7 cm)
• Vacuum flask
• Double-wall construction
• Bowling pin shape
• Odorless and leak-proof cap
• Insulated for hot and cold liquids (keeps the liquid hot or cold for 6 h)
• Patented ORCA coating for vibrant colors
• Hand-wash only (dishwasher not recommended due to vacuum seal)

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T-shirt: Tu Es Pardonné artwork
  • T-shirt: Tu Es Pardonné artwork
  • T-shirt: Tu Es Pardonné artwork

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$20.00

A comfy unisex T-shirt with the "Tu Es Pardonné" artwork on the front and my name on the outside, back label (don't worry, they're very small letters).

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping

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Engraved key chain: open the door for me and mine
  • Engraved key chain: open the door for me and mine
  • Engraved key chain: open the door for me and mine

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$10.00

An engraved key ring that says "open the door for me and mine," lyrics from my song "Just Being Honest."

• Electroplated brass material
• One size: 1″ × 1.2″ × 0.08″ (25 × 30 × 2 mm)
• Small 0.4″ (10 mm) and big 0.6″ (15 mm) keyring included
• Available coating colors: silver and gold

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Athletic shorts: i used to think i could go pro
  • Athletic shorts: i used to think i could go pro

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$30.00

One year in high school, I was literally serious about training in order to one day join the Continental Basketball Association. Soon enough, reality hit me that that would never happen. These shorts say, "i used to think i could go pro" for that reason.

• 96% polyester, 4% elastane (fabric composition may vary by 2%)
• Fabric weight: 5 oz/yd² (169.5 g/m²)
• Four-way stretch water-repellent microfiber fabric
• 6.5″ (16.5 cm) inseam
• Elastic waistband with a flat white drawstring
• Mesh side pockets

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Toddler T-shirt: my blood my breath my day
  • Toddler T-shirt: my blood my breath my day
  • Toddler T-shirt: my blood my breath my day
  • Toddler T-shirt: my blood my breath my day

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$15.00

Toddler T-shirt that says "my blood my breath my day," the title of a song I wrote to my daughter.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Relaxed fit for extra comfort
• Side-seamed construction
• Pre-shrunk fabric

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Baby onesie: every time you turn my way it's a happy day
  • Baby onesie: every time you turn my way it's a happy day
  • Baby onesie: every time you turn my way it's a happy day
  • Baby onesie: every time you turn my way it's a happy day

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$15.00

Baby onesie that says "every time you turn my way it's a happy day," a lyric from my song "Happy Day."

• 100% ring-spun combed cotton
• Heather colors are 52% ring-spun combed cotton and 48% polyester
• Fabric weight: 3.9 oz/y² (132.2 g/m²)
• Side-seamed construction
• Envelope neckline
• Three-snap leg closure

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Face mask: nobody can live alone
  • Face mask: nobody can live alone

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$15.00

Reusable face mask that says "nobody can live alone," a lyric from my song "Everybody Breaks." Gotta keep each other safe out there.

• 100% supersoft polyester microfiber
• Fabric weight: 2.4–2.5 oz/yd² (80-85 g/m²)
• Nose wire that helps adjust the mask
• Elastic bands with PVC earloop size regulators
• Pocket for a filter or napkin
• Washable and reusable

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