First 83 Words of To Kill A Mockingbird, Phonetically Written

Wen hee wuz neerlee thurteen, my bruther Jem got hiz arm badly broken at thu elbo. Wen it heeld, and Jemz feerz uv never beeing aybull to play futbal wur uswayjd, hee wuz selldum self-conshus about hiz injury. Hiz left arm wuz sumwut shortur then hiz rite; wen hee stuhd or wahkd, thu bak uv hiz hand wuz at rite angulls to hiz bahdy, hiz thum parulel to hiz thy. Hee cudnt hav cared less, so long az hee cud pass and punt.

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